Hell Kitty Hello Metal Short Shorts

Hell yeah! Crank up the heat and unleash your inner hell-raiser in our new "Hell Kitty Hello Metal Short Shorts"! Too Fast and Vampire Freaks have formed a punk-rock partnership, creating a #cuteaf creepy collab collection of the creepiest goodies around! Say HELL-O to "Hell Kitty", Death Metal's answer to Hello Kitty.

The "Hell Kitty" artwork is one of Vampire Freaks' top-selling designs, here to shred all your preconceptions of what adorable is. The black and pink retro gym shorts are purrfect for the pit or just chillin' like a villain—and they’re as comfy as they are sexy! You’re pretty much guaranteed to be crowned the prettiest Goth Ghoul at this summer’s Goth Pool Party. So, slip 'em on and let the chaos commence!

Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!