Hail Santa Satan Knit Christmas Sweater

We suspect there's a good chance Satan and Santa are closely related and this holiday season we just want to give everyone a devilish reminder that we're in league with both.

We know that Christmas is supposed to be cheerful and all, but we aren't cheery like the other girls. Normal is boring and not normal to us at all. Normal is our abnormal. But as long as you feel that inner warmth and joy when wearing one of our Christmas Sweaters, well, then I think we did our job pretty damn well! So eat those fresh-baked cookies with your friendz and family and at least pretend that you are enjoying the Holidayz. Merry 666mas everybody!