Hail Santa Baphomet Red Trim Short Shorts

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da - - BAT -SAN! This year Santa needed help from an old friend, so he made a deal with the devil to help deliver his presents to the kiddos. Poor Santa, he has no idea what he just got himself into!

Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!